random sentence meme; halloween edition
- "why can’t we just get in the running car?!"
- "are you crazy? let’s hide behind the chainsaws!"
- "what’s your favorite scary movie?"
- “i see dead people.”
- "got your nose!"
- "it’s okay, he just wanted his machete back"
- "trick or treat, motherfucka!"
- “Oh, but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let’s not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid, which was exactly that…”
- “It’s alive! Look, it’s moving! It’s alive!! It’s alive!!! It’s alive!!!!”
- “They’re heeeeeeeeeeeeere.”
- “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
- "i’ll be right back."
- "we should split up!"
- “Oh, great. I’m sure we’ll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.”
- “You don’t… get it… do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it’s a fucking house!”
- “Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”
- "who’s there?"
- “I lied. The house is alive. We’re all gonna die.”
- "here’s johnny!"
- "looks like someone’s trailer park is showing."
- “someone got fucked, someone got killed, and i’m going to p.e.”
- “hey, you wanna play the game, you gotta bring something to the table.”
- "really, who needs a reason? we’re animals. It’s our nature to kill. remember?”
- "hunting… I’d say hunting’s a lot better in the city.”
- "by the way, props to you for killing everyone.”
- “you’ll just have to distract her while I nab the pooch and make with the gore.”
- "if I wasn’t here would you eat her?”
- "bitten? on a full moon. now you’re hairy?”
- “do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?”
- “if I were gonna haunt somebody, this would certainly be the house I’d do it in.”
- "darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!”
- "it’s a pity you didn’t know when you started your game of murder that I was playing, too.”
- "oh, I’m sure we’re not going to go running around the house shooting each other, aren’t you?”