random sentence meme; halloween edition

eisiig:

• “why can’t we just get in the running car?!”
• “are you crazy? let’s hide behind the chainsaws!”
• “what’s your favorite scary movie?”
• “i see dead people.”
• “got your nose!”
• “it’s okay, he just wanted his machete back”
• “trick or treat, motherfucka!”  
• “Oh, but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let’s not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid, which was exactly that…”
• “It’s alive! Look, it’s moving! It’s alive!! It’s alive!!! It’s alive!!!!”
• “They’re heeeeeeeeeeeeere.”
• “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
• “i’ll be right back.”
• “we should split up!”
• “Oh, great. I’m sure we’ll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.”
• “You don’t… get it… do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it’s a fucking house!”
• “Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”
• “who’s there?”
• “I lied. The house is alive. We’re all gonna die.”
• “here’s johnny!”
• “looks like someone’s trailer park is showing.”
• “someone got fucked, someone got killed, and i’m going to p.e.”
• “hey, you wanna play the game, you gotta bring something to the table.”
• “really, who needs a reason? we’re animals. It’s our nature to kill. remember?”
• "hunting… I’d say hunting’s a lot better in the city.”
• "by the way, props to you for killing everyone.”
• “you’ll just have to distract her while I nab the pooch and make with the gore.”
• "if I wasn’t here would you eat her?”
• "bitten? on a full moon. now you’re hairy?”
• “do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?”
• “if I were gonna haunt somebody, this would certainly be the house I’d do it in.”
• "darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!”
• "it’s a pity you didn’t know when you started your game of murder that I was playing, too.”
• "oh, I’m sure we’re not going to go running around the house shooting each other, aren’t you?”